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There aren’t many men out there who want to deal with uptight women – the ones who act like they are some kind of royalty, and who think that they should be treated like a very expensive and fragile artifact – with utmost gentle care without being exposed to any strong or controversial opinion or an inappropriate joke.
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month." Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
If trying to win an argument, the smart partner of an Aries man will subtly convince him that her ideas are really his ideas.
A: Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face. A: She was lacking vitamin D Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates? A: A Licker cabinet Q: What do lesbians call viagra? A: Poke-her Q: What do you call a horny lesbian dinosaur? Q: What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else? Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? A: It was all tongue and groove and not a stud in sight. A: A bush hog Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian? A: It's like you are or your aren't, you cant have it both ways. Even though I saw my mortal enemy in a lesbian porn scene online, I can never mention it, for obvious reasons.You just never know when she is going to snap on you, run out the door or start yelling at you for no significant reason.When a guy goes out with an uptight woman, she would be constantly complaining about where they are, whether it’s dinner or any other common situation on a date, what’s going on around and what the guy said or did at any given moment – from his table manners to his views and opinion on some political issues.Many guys, even the most confident guys, will have a hard time relaxing and being themselves around such a woman. How To Handle Him If this is your first date with an Aries, choose something daring to do.